So, I was watching Jeopardy today, and it was celebrity Jeopardy, and one of the categories was TV comedies. Basically it was quotes from comedies and you had to guess the show.

Well, three of these quotes were pretty funny, so I'm going to share them with you.

"Her lips said 'No.', but her eyes said 'Read my lips.'." - Niles, from Frasier

"Women. Can't live with 'em...pass me the beer nuts." - Norm, from Cheers

"You say potato, I say vodka." - Karen, from Will and Grace

In other news, the weather in parts of the U.S. was pretty fucked up today. In southern California, it was in the mid to high 60's, yet in Michigan, it was fucking high 90's. Since when does Michigan have higher temperature than California? And Phoenix, Arizona was being drowned. It was raining a lot there, from what I hear.