Eh, I'm bored, so I guess I'll start doing a joke of the day thing. I might not keep up with it everyday, but I'll try.

Two mean are sitting at a bar near the top of the Empire State Building. They've had a few drinks and were talking a lot of bullshit.

The first guy turns to the second and says, "You know, if you jump out of this window, by the time you reach the tenth floor, the winds will be so intense that they will push you right back inside."

The second guy shakes his head. "I think you've had a few too many. That's impossible."

The first guy says, "Fine, I'll show you."

He walks over to the window, opens it, and jumps out. The second guy watches him fall, and, when he reaches about the tenth floor, he disappears. A couple of minutes later, the first guy steps out of the elevator, unharmed.

"I saw it, but I don't believe it," the second guy stammers.

"Well, in that case, let me do it again," said the first guy, and he indeed does it again.

When he comes back up, the second guy looks at him.

"Well hell, if you can do it, so can I,' he says, and jumps out the window. About a minute later, he is street pizza.

The bartender looks at the first guy and says, "You know, you can be a real asshole when you're drunk, Superman."