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Age 36, Male

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Madison Heights, MI

Joined on 12/14/06

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Posted by KerfuffleMach2 - January 18th, 2008


Yep. Due to house problems, I'm not going to be able to be on for a while. So, see you guys later!


Posted by KerfuffleMach2 - November 26th, 2007


Seriously.

It is a 1998 Pontiac Grand Prix GT. It has a 3800 V6 engine. It also has a seat warmer.

The engine runs really great for having 141000 miles on it.

It does have some problems, but they're all superficial stuff.

Dents in fenders and hood
Poorly attached bumper
Right side view mirror broke
Sunroof stuck open
Needs new tires
Airbags have been used, and they are cut out now

That's it. The bumper was completely off when I got it, but I reattached it.

Ok, so the pic is late, but I have it up now.

I love my car.


Posted by KerfuffleMach2 - November 11th, 2007


Well, I will probably be getting my car this week. Finally.

Why the fuck are headlights $200 each? I was going to order some from Murray's and put them in myself, thinking that would be cheaper. But the guy at the body shop said he could get them for about $100 each.


Posted by KerfuffleMach2 - November 4th, 2007


Well, I'm banned again. Only 3 days this time. Still bad though.

Also, tank.sm.gif has finally appeared on my browser. Just thought I'd let everyone know.

Update on my injuries from getting hit by the car. The only injury that remains is the large bruise on my thigh. Here's a pic of it. Nice, huh?

more blah


Posted by KerfuffleMach2 - October 21st, 2007


Yeah, so I'm banned right now. A seven day ban. My longest one yet. It sucks.

But, it allows me to spend time on a forum called Giant in the Playground. I've only been posting in one section, though. The role playing section. It's pretty cool. You should check it out. Click here.

Anywho, I'm finally getting a car. Yeah, it needs work, but hey, it's a car. The only work it needs is body work. It runs just fine. I just can't drive it due to a lack of windshield and headlights. It was my cousin's car. But she ran into something. My uncle would just fix it and give it back, but the airbags went off. He doesn't want her to have a car without airbags, and he doesn't want to pay for new ones. So, I get the car for the cost of repairs, and he will buy her a new one. And my mom said just sitting doing nothing wouldn't get me anything.

I will now shamelessly plug my buddies band. Check their Myspace. Oh, and one of their banners.

blah blah blah


Posted by KerfuffleMach2 - October 2nd, 2007


Well, I guess the Detroit meetup is a bad idea. It seems nobody wants to be a part of it. So, it is cancelled.

In other news, there was a break in at my work a couple of days ago. Nothing was taken, but the guy did some damage, which includes a drilled out door frame.

I really need flash. I have quite a few ideas that might be awesome. I just need flash. And the ability to use it. I'm not that great of an artist, but I am better than most people. I seem to have a knack for making symbols with initials. Here is an example. That was done with my initials.


Posted by KerfuffleMach2 - September 25th, 2007


So, the thread I made for this seems to have disappeared, so I am putting the info here and making a link for it in my sig.

Anywho, this is for all NGers in southeastern Michigan, as well as the Windsor and northern Ohio areas. It will take place on October 20th, which is a Saturday. It will be at Oakland mall, which is right next to I-75, so it should be easy to get to. Here is a map of the area.

Anybody interested in participating must leave a comment stating so. If you are willing to give rides, go ahead and offer in your comment, and people looking for rides can then PM them for arranging rides. I cannot give any rides, due to lack of car.

As for the time, I am thinking 1:00. If that is a big issue, I am willing to change it a little. Also, it will be in the food court of the mall, which is right at the south entrance.

If you have any questions, comments, or suggestions, please PM me or leave a comment. I will try to respond to all comments and update the info as much as possible.


Posted by KerfuffleMach2 - September 14th, 2007


I just saw that movie. It was pretty good. Here's my analysis of it.

Action:
The action was pretty awesome. A lot of fighting and explosions. The action did, however, seem to dominate the movie.

Plot:
The plot was ok. It could have been a hell of a lot better. Too cliche.

Special Effects:
The effects were freaking sweet. My favorite was when the imoogi changed into the dragon. Very nice.

Dialogue:
The dialogue sucked. It had it's moments, but it was pretty cheesy.

Overall, I would give the movie a 7. Definitely one to see in theaters, just for the fight scenes alone.


Posted by KerfuffleMach2 - August 28th, 2007


Eh, I'm bored, so I guess I'll start doing a joke of the day thing. I might not keep up with it everyday, but I'll try.

Two mean are sitting at a bar near the top of the Empire State Building. They've had a few drinks and were talking a lot of bullshit.

The first guy turns to the second and says, "You know, if you jump out of this window, by the time you reach the tenth floor, the winds will be so intense that they will push you right back inside."

The second guy shakes his head. "I think you've had a few too many. That's impossible."

The first guy says, "Fine, I'll show you."

He walks over to the window, opens it, and jumps out. The second guy watches him fall, and, when he reaches about the tenth floor, he disappears. A couple of minutes later, the first guy steps out of the elevator, unharmed.

"I saw it, but I don't believe it," the second guy stammers.

"Well, in that case, let me do it again," said the first guy, and he indeed does it again.

When he comes back up, the second guy looks at him.

"Well hell, if you can do it, so can I,' he says, and jumps out the window. About a minute later, he is street pizza.

The bartender looks at the first guy and says, "You know, you can be a real asshole when you're drunk, Superman."


Posted by KerfuffleMach2 - August 1st, 2007


So, I was watching Jeopardy today, and it was celebrity Jeopardy, and one of the categories was TV comedies. Basically it was quotes from comedies and you had to guess the show.

Well, three of these quotes were pretty funny, so I'm going to share them with you.

"Her lips said 'No.', but her eyes said 'Read my lips.'." - Niles, from Frasier

"Women. Can't live with 'em...pass me the beer nuts." - Norm, from Cheers

"You say potato, I say vodka." - Karen, from Will and Grace

In other news, the weather in parts of the U.S. was pretty fucked up today. In southern California, it was in the mid to high 60's, yet in Michigan, it was fucking high 90's. Since when does Michigan have higher temperature than California? And Phoenix, Arizona was being drowned. It was raining a lot there, from what I hear.